Birkenstocks and Ultra Splits with Pink Stitch
When we’re talking ultra splits at the edge of decency (Pink Stitch, you kill me!), one does have to fight the urge to go all Lara Croft or Jessica Rabbit on everyone’s asses. Killer heels would have made much more sense than Birkenstocks, but making sense is so played. Not wearing ripped jeans for once? Outrageous.